Steve’s Stuff

Well, Sanjaya was finally voted off the island and it’s about time. No, not because he sucks - because now he is free to get started with his career.

All he needs is a wife with more money than taste, one who is already famous and carries at least a little credibility, one who is . . . Britney Spears! Hey, it worked for Kevin Federline and it can work for Sanjaya. Think about it - it’s perfect. She’s recently single with two kids to raise, she doesn’t have a promiscuous husband spending her money on a failed album, and she’s not in the news anymore. Sanjaya doesn’t need talent. He needs a record deal and fast. It could be a huge celebrity wedding with tons of media coverage, which would distract from the current headlines about death, destruction, and how oil companies are making stealing from the American people. If people get caught up in the Spears/Sanjaya wedding and his subsequent attempt at a music career, they can forget their other troubles. Common Sanjaya! Do it for America!